Funny Wedding Toasts

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Preparing to deliver a best man or maid of honor speech at a wedding reception? Humor can be a great addition to your toast. You want to make sure you choose something relevant to your audience, not too abstract or over-the-top, and reasonably appropriate for audiences of all ages and backgrounds. Everyone loves a truly funny wedding toast! The goal is to engage the audience and to honor the couple you are toasting, not to create your own stand up routine or embarrass the newlyweds. We’ve put together some our favorite quotes and tips to help you create a memorable and funny wedding toast.

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Funny Wedding Toast Inspiration

“Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.”

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“May you live each day like your last, and live each night like your first.”

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“To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here’s to good sense of humor – and a short memory!”

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“Never go to bed angry… always stay up and argue.”

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Always remember the three magic words: “You’re right dear.”

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“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”

~Socrates

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“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy.”

~Henry Kissinger

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“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret”

~Henny Youngman

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“A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.”

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

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“Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of “Rings”: Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring.”

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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

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“I’m so glad we all had a night to rehearse getting drunk for the wedding reception.”

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“I hope you get so many wedding gifts that you don’t realize none are from me.”

 

Everyone likes to laugh! Finding the right humor to add in to your toast is a fun way to let your friends and family , know just how happy you are, for them. If you prefer to make the toast a little more personal, add in an anecdotal story about the couple. Just remember to keep in sincere and sweet – you don’t want to make them feel awkward on their big day!  We hope you enjoyed these funny wedding toast ideas. Check out all our tips for toasting.

 

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